| PIGS GET MARRIED
Hoover “The Wonder Pig”
married the love of his life Holly-Honey “The
Sexy Sow” on 13th of July 2002.
They made history, as they are
known to be the first pigs ever to marry in
front of 100 invited guest and was televised
all around Australia.
It was a formal wedding, The Bride
wore a designer dress and the Groom wore a
tux (their outfits were made by my mum) There
was a huge white marquee filled with coloured
helium “just married” balloons
and decorated with pig posters and pictures.
A beautifully bridal arch was decorated with
red roses. There was animal shaped confetti
and plenty of food, (pork was not on the menu).
There was a custom made pig wedding cake,
lots of entertainment including a country
music singer, belly danger, baton twirler,
classical guitarist and fire works)
My Goats, Bill and Lucy were in
the bridal party and dressed in matching tutus.
The table was filling up fast with “Wedding
Gifts” for the Bride & Groom (but
what on earth do you get pigs for a wedding
present?)
Here are some of the presents they
received....
Matching feeding buckets –
with their names on them
Wedding photo albums
An engraved wedding video case
A 40kg bag of pig feed
A beautifully wrapped basked with fruit &
vegies
A $20 gift voucher to spend at the local fruit
shop, a $20 gift voucher to spend at the local
stock feeds
Bottles of Champaigne
Flowers
More bags of pig feed, grains & pellets
A hamper of goodies, (lollies, biscuits, snacks
etc...)
Make up (for the bride)
Pig photo frames
Pig note pads
And lots of “Pig” Wedding Cards
Even a packet of condoms and chocolates for
the big night!!
Holly-Honey also had a “Hens”
or a “Sows Night” with a few close
girlfriends attending the wacky party. We
all had some “Butterscotch Snaps and
Baileys in little Shot Glasses. Even Holly-Honey
drank a few.
Hoover went down to the local Pub (hotel)
for a few beers, with his mates, but got a
bit drunk the little bugger. We couldn't get
him out of the pub.
The Ceremony went something
like this…
Dearly Be-Hoofed,
We are gathered here today in Holy Bacon-mony,
To witness the Wedding of Holly-Honey (The
Sexy Sow) & Hoover (The Wonder Pig)
This is a Pignacious Occasion…
By The Powers Bestowed by the Goats, Cows,
Sheep, Donkeys, Emus, Geese, Ducks, Chooks,
Dogs, Cats & Turtles etc..
I now pronounce you… MR and MRS FILTHY
SWINE
Let the Celebrations Begin
Sadly Hoover died 4 months later,
after being overdosed with anaesthetic while
having his tusks trimmed.
Click
here for Hoover’s Story & Photos
|